The Hobo Revolution

Since the Great Depression of 1929, many have chosen the life of hopping on freight trains. They are the hoboes. You don't see many nowadays, for they have gone into hiding.

BUT, if you ever see a symbol of an H with sunrays, it means that IT IS TIME FOR THE HOBOES TO TAKE OVER THE U.S. GOVERNMENT! In time, my fellow pauper, in good time.

The current (or last known) Hobo King is Joey Stink-Eye Smiles. (He shaved his 6'9" beard in this picture.) Do not think light of their messenger squirrels, they are watching you.

If you want to learn more about hoboes, you can purchase The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman. Oh, his knowledge knows no limit!